Celebrity Deathmatch
July 2nd, 2006 by T-FreshThat old claymation-esque MTV show is back with new episodes, and they’re just as funny as the original ones. In an episode I watched the other night, it pitted the Olsen twins against the Osbourne kids. When one of the Olsens took out Jack Osbourne, I thought I would pee myself with laughter. The Olsen had kicked Jack in the nuts and while he was grabbing himself laying on the floor in pain, she whispered in his ear “Sometimes, my sister and I shower together.” Jack goes into convulsions and all of a sudden he bucks up in the air, and blood shoots from his crotch, effectively killing him. The announcers end it with “She killed him with his own fantasy.” I could not stop laughing about that. Good stuff.
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